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Thrillhouse2000 (9:11:18 PM): WOWOWOWOW Thrillhouse2000 (9:11:22 PM): On March 31, 1940 the Franklin Institute issued a press release stating that the world would end the next day. The release was picked up by radio station KYW which broadcast the following message: "Your worst fears that the world will end are confirmed by astronomers of Franklin Institute, Philadelphia. Scientists predict that the world will end at 3 P.M. Eastern Standard Time tomorrow. This is no April Fool joke. Confirmation can be obtained from Wagner Schlesinger, director of the Fels Planetarium of this city." The public reaction was immediate. Local authorities were flooded with frantic phone calls. The panic only subsided after the Franklin Institute assured people that it had made no such prediction. The prankster responsible for the press release turned out to be William Castellini, the Institute's press agent. He had intended to use the fake release to publicize an April 1st lecture at the institute titled "How Will the World End?" Soon afterwards, the Institute dismissed Castellini. Thrillhouse2000 (9:11:35 PM): How many suicides! That's all I want to know. Robot Squidd (9:11:54 PM): THIS IS NOT APRIL FOOLS JOKE Thrillhouse2000 (9:12:11 PM): Yes! God. Robot Squidd (9:12:16 PM): More suicides than Welles had, I bet Thrillhouse2000 (9:14:03 PM): Man, all dead. Thrillhouse2000 (9:14:16 PM): And people had sex with their children, like they'd always wanted to. Thrillhouse2000 (9:14:20 PM): Then they found out... Thrillhouse2000 (9:14:22 PM): Not true. Robot Squidd (9:15:01 PM): LIKE THEY ALWAYS WANTED TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo Thrillhouse2000 (9:15:34 PM): They wanted to so much! Thrillhouse2000 (9:16:31 PM): They only fucked teenage daughters, though. Robot Squidd (9:16:45 PM): Well, no harm no foul, I suppose Thrillhouse2000 (9:16:49 PM): YES. Thrillhouse2000 (9:17:03 PM): Man, I wish someone would do that now, that prank. It would be so easy to get laid! Robot Squidd (9:17:23 PM): Yes! GOD Robot Squidd (9:17:31 PM): Where are all the good pranksters Thrillhouse2000 (9:17:32 PM): Just wait outside the high school. Thrillhouse2000 (9:17:59 PM): And say, "Girls, girls, no pushing!" Robot Squidd (9:18:07 PM): Yeah, man, that is the best goddamn part. You wouldn't even have to fuck the ones you were "restricted" by "law" to fuck anymore Thrillhouse2000 (9:18:26 PM): And then the next day, no one would even care! Thrillhouse2000 (9:18:31 PM): They'd just be happy to be alive. Robot Squidd (9:18:46 PM): the cops would say "Look, I know we all got a little crazy here..." Thrillhouse2000 (9:19:00 PM): The cops wearing human skin. Robot Squidd (9:19:06 PM): OH Robot Squidd (9:19:07 PM): CHRIST Thrillhouse2000 (9:19:25 PM): Too bad, though, that you thought the world was going to end so you didn't use any condoms! Robot Squidd (9:19:40 PM): Time for the ritualistic abortions! Thrillhouse2000 (9:19:54 PM): YES. YOU PULL THE BABY OUT LIKE A HEART IN TEMPLE OF DOOM. Robot Squidd (9:20:14 PM): OH Robot Squidd (9:20:14 PM): GOD Robot Squidd (9:20:19 PM): Then you put it back in Thrillhouse2000 (9:20:49 PM): Man, "Look, we all got a little crazy...just ask my partner..." Then the cop holds up a skull wearing a cop hat and says, "We sure did, buddy!" while moving the jaw.
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